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Star Trek (2009) FAQ
Q: I enjoyed reading your review and comments about "Star Trek (2009)". While I don't agree with all of it, I respect your
opinion.
A: Well, this is not really a question or request, but most of the feedback I receive pertaining to my take on
the movie begins like this. I'd just like to make clear that it should be possible to discuss the new movie in a civilized fashion, even if
we all are a bit worked up about this or that, and I don't exclude myself.
Q: I noticed that on <any page> you forgot to include a new reference from "Star Trek (2009)".
A: It will take months until everything at EAS is up to date again. Bear in mind that I don't have a staff and that I am doing
everything in my spare time. I haven't forgotten or disregarded anything, unless a page has recently been updated, and something from the
movie is not yet included. Your suggestions are definitely welcome, but please have patience with me.
Q: I am truly disappointed. Site 1, Site 2 and Site 3 have more recent information than EAS.
A: Yes. Because Site 1 has a huge staff, Site 2 is a blog in which a new entry can be appended with one click and Site 3 is
entirely dedicated to the new movie and part of the promotion campaign.
Q: I take it you hate "Star Trek (2009)"?
A: Read my review, rather than listening to hearsay. It was an exciting
movie, a definite improvement over "Nemesis", but it failed to become a worthy prequel of Star Trek as we know it. I have many
issues with the basic premise, with the outcome, with the characterizations, with the many amendments to the technology and the set design,
with general continuity and with visual effects. But my rating of 6 points clearly indicates that I don't hate it. I just feel it is a new
Trek that is not really my Trek any longer.
Q: So what are you going to make of "Star Trek (2009)"? Is it fully canon?
A: Principally yes. At least as far as I have to accept the producers' stance that it is supposed to be a canon Trek movie that
happens to take place in a parallel universe (or in a new universe replacing the old one, as this is definitely open to interpretation). I
have reservations though. Many events and other facts in the movie are inconsistent with established canon
regardless of the parallel universe premise. I may decide to give the old Trek (5 series, 10 movies) precedence over the rebooted Trek. For
the time being, the new movie will remain in confinement, meaning that facts will be accordingly tagged, in a similar fashion as with TAS.
Q: Why isn't "Star Trek (2009)" fully canon in your view? You initially complained a lot about Star Trek Enterprise, and
now you have it on par with the other Trek series.
A: Time will show. Currently I have a huge problem putting up with the redefinition of basic technology, with the countless plot
holes (that would make much more sense if the old Trek had never existed) and with the general look & feel of the new movie. Enterprise,
on the contrary, was true Trek and an affectionate prequel (with some issues) from the very first episode, and that is why I integrated this
series rather quickly.
Q: You keep moaning that the "Star Trek (2009)" universe replaces the Prime Universe. But Roberto Orci made it clear that
the old continuity (including the planet Vulcan) still exists. No need to worry!
A: I disagree with Orci because if there used to be anything consistent about
the effects of time travel in Star Trek so far, it was that a new timeline was created that had to be fixed at any rate. We know the
real-world reason why no one bothers to repair the damage in "Star Trek (2009)", because it is required to enable a reboot of the
franchise. However, parallel timeline or not, it is depressing how no one among the characters gives a shit about the planet Vulcan and
simply carries on as if nothing has happened. This is the perhaps most dramatic change to the basic premise of Star Trek.
Q: I have a theory: What if "First Contact" changed the timeline in the first place, and everything that followed,
including the too advanced series Star Trek Enterprise and the too big U.S.S. Kelvin, is already in a parallel timeline?
A: Bob Orci, you have opened a can of worms. Damn you! ;-) I have never be a fan of time travel theories
or similar far-flung conjecture to explain away discontinuities,
because ultimately it would reduce the principle of canon to a mere option. Which more or less happened in "Star Trek (2009)". I would
prefer not to extend this idea to the pre-Abrams continuity. In "Star Trek (2009)"
we have explicit statements that many things are
not as they are supposed to be. In classic Trek we have only decent changes like Sisko's picture being labeled as "Gabriel Bell",
so there is no reason to
assume that history has been noticeably changed from "The Cage" to
ENT: "These Are The Voyages".
Q: You could at least give me some feedback on my ideas other than a
blunt "Nice theory. But I won't include it".
A: Sorry, but I don't feel like discussing their personal fan conjecture with
a dozen people. Fan conjecture that can have no bearing on how I am
dealing with the movie.
Q: But EAS is already full of conjecture!
A: That's not true, unless you refer to the
non-canon (fan fiction) sections. EAS is about the depiction and evaluation of
canon facts. I may re-evaluate a few things, but I don't add conjecture.
Q: The Kelvin and the Narada predate the parallel universe. You ought to move them to the "regular" section of your
starship database.
A: Perhaps I will have to do that eventually, but currently I still have a
huge problem accepting them as belonging to the Prime Universe.
Q: Come on. The official CGI length of the Enterprise is 725m. Why don't you accept it?
A: I wonder why it is such a big deal that I beg to disagree with official figures (note that
there is a difference between "official" and "canon"). I have pointed out incidences of
mis-scaling many times before,
and I have arrived at different figures for the BoP and the Defiant,
to name only the two EAS articles that have become classics of their kind. The
ship has been designed at 366m, and there are various pieces of evidence why
it should be only 300m or at most 400m long. But the New Huge Enterprise seems to be a holy cow.
Q: So you want us to believe the ship is 300m long because you say so?
A: Come on. I have neither worked on the movie itself, nor do I have any authority. But I take the
right to question an authority that fails to make an (ambitious!) design consistent with its
purported size.
Q: Why get worked up about ship sizes? It was a great movie after all.
A: Yes, and I need to get a life and I should not be hanging around in my mom's basement. Sorry for
being sarcastic. But seriously, this whole website is about the consistency (or lack thereof) in the Star Trek Universe, and to a certain
extent about starship sizes. Where else but at EAS would the size issue be scrutinized? Why should I remain silent about this one of all
starships?
Q: It is a parallel universe. Things are not inconsistent if they are different than we were used to. The ship could well be 725m
long.
A: The ship still looks like 300m long in spite of the half-hearted attempts to make it look
bigger in a few scenes.
And I don't see the reason why such a monster should exist in the parallel universe and why the engine room looks like a brewery, only
because of a phantom ship that destroyed the (already too big?) Kelvin 25 years ago. These and many more constants of the Trek Universe have been changed
without justification, and under the pretext that in the parallel universe everything is allowed to be different. This is careless, and as such not
something I put up with easily. Ultimately the "parallel universe" approach is just a genre-specific and slightly more intelligent
variant of the "Bobby-in-the-shower" trick to abandon an established continuity.
Q: I suspect the true reason why you disregard "Star Trek (2009)" in your various articles and why you don't include my suggestions
is because you hate it.
A: For the record: For the first four weeks after the movie premiere I have been working four hours per day on average besides my normal life
to get at least some sections updated. In addition, I was taking care of two dozen visitor e-mails with suggestions pertaining to "Star
Trek (2009)" every day.
Q: You are misusing your well-established website to spread inaccurate information about the new movie, as part of your pathetic
crusade against it.
A: Firstly, you may find flaws in my argumentation that I will gladly correct where I am really wrong
about something. Secondly, there is a good reason why some information is inaccurate: I don't have the movie on DVD, I don't have a complete
transcript, I don't have many screen caps, I haven't seen all details of the ships. It is very unfair that you label my effort to keep everything updated as a
deliberate attempt to twist facts. Thirdly, I admit that I am not a big fan of "Star Trek (2009)". So what? I have been equally biased
about various other Trek movies, several VOY episodes and basically the whole idea of Star Trek Enterprise. I have been criticized
especially for the latter as well, but people have been nowhere near as defamatory as in the case of the new Trek movie. You have to chill
out. It is no sacrilege to have issues with this movie. Finally, I have a damn right to write anything I want to on my personal website as
long as it is not illegal. And criticizing a movie is hardly illegal, even if everyone else loves it. You are invited to create your own
website where you can worship "Star Trek (2009)" and explain why it makes perfect sense that the Enterprise is huge.
Q: You keep complaining about the inconsistencies of "Star Trek (2009)", although there is the Countdown graphic
novel, although there are cut scenes and although Orci
and Kurtzman have explained pretty much all of them away.
A: I assume you refer to Star Trek (2009) Inconsistencies.
I don't know how much more clearly I can still explain it as in the preface of that list. If only someone would bother to read this short
paragraph before starting to whine! As always at EAS, I only comment on what is in the movie, and the Countdown comic is not part of the movie. It
is non-canon, as even explicitly stated by Orci and Kurtzman in the very interview that you refer to! Otherwise the interview contains a few
nifty ideas, but if you're honest there is nothing that could really explain away the inconsistencies. Finally, I am not complaining about
"Star Trek (2009)" on that page, I am simply pointing out what is and what could be inconsistent, as I always do with every episode or
movie.
Q: I am a huge Trek fan and a regular poster at a major Trek message board. You are giving fellow fans like me a bad name if you
nitpick a great movie to death. I didn't even bother to read the preface. It's a total waste. Get a life!
A: I assume you refer to Star Trek (2009) Inconsistencies.
Wow. This has to be the most preposterous charge ever against me. Firstly, you call yourself a fan, you frequent a message board, so don't tell me
that you have not silently acknowledged or even actively discussed any of the movie's shortcomings. Who are you to accuse me of doing the same, only
in a more comprehensive and in a permanent fashion? Secondly, I have a page about the Movie Inconsistencies
of the first ten Trek movies with exactly the same format, the same tone and the same level of detail. I only happened to find quantitatively
more fault with new movie. Heck, I have a whole section about Trek inconsistencies, the by far biggest of its kind in the whole internet. No
one thinks that I am giving Trek a bad name because of that. You can call my take on "Star Trek (2009)"
biased, but even if you're right about that I don't
fabricate inconsistencies because of that. I don't need to prove anything. Thirdly, you're creating a no-win scenario for me. Because
if I didn't list the inconsistencies of the new movie, you or someone else would accuse me of ignoring it. Finally, I wonder how you can
possibly post at a Trek message board and visit nerdy sites in the first place if you are so much offended by the old art of nitpicking. I suggest you
chill out and come back when you are open to a reasonable discussion. Because while you may currently think you're a cool kid, I know you are a nerd too.
Q: Everything you say about the new movie is biased. You smugly comment on it, rather than sticking to the facts. I will boycott
your site, and rather peruse Memory Alpha.
A: Firstly, as you have correctly recognized, EAS is not Memory Alpha. MA has thousands of
contributors, EAS has to be maintained by a single person. MA is a fairly complete encyclopedic database, EAS is a collection of data,
analyses and comments. MA usually deals with inconsistencies by leaving them uncommented, EAS further elaborates on them. MA may
accidentally contain opinions despite all the policies and the matter-of-factly format, EAS freely admits that it is a personal website and
hence not bias-free. At MA you won't find the one person in charge of everything, at EAS you have someone to attack personally. Yes, I don't like many aspects of the reboot movie, but that doesn't mean that I don't stick to the facts. See my
answers about the inconsistencies in the movie and the length of the Enterprise. Secondly, I realize that I don't always strike the right
chord. I have already revised the Star Trek (2009) Ship Classes page in a way not to comment on the
ship designs more openly than I am doing on other pages of the database. There is nothing more that I can do and nothing more that I will
do, only to avoid offending ardent fans of the new movie.
Q: This used to be a great site until you started to post your monthly rants about "Star Trek (2009)" instead of thorough
analysis.
A: I don't think that EAS has changed since the announcement of the movie. But I understand that the controversial nature of the articles pertaining to "Star Trek (2009)"
may create the impression that I am just seeking reasons not to like it. Yes,
I was never fond of the idea of the movie, and perhaps I have never given it a chance. But the more important reason for my critical
distance is that the movie introduces elements that I can't deal with in the usual fashion here at EAS. Star Trek has changed, rather than EAS. The difference between a
"normal" Trek fan and me is that I have to make sense of what is shown on screen, and
this without resorting to speculation or even supplementing it with fan fiction. Yes, I could fully integrate "Star Trek (2009)", add
some conjecture and pretend it blends in perfectly. But then I would betray my own principles. I could ignore it, and
Abramsverse fans would keep nagging me
forever. Or I could try to find a compromise. Whatever I decide gives me a lot of trouble. The critical articles, just like this FAQ, may not
provide much in terms of knowledge but they help me create standards and define boundaries. Sorry, but EAS is more than a collection of fun
articles that show how buttons on a console or markings on a starships move between the episodes. It is not a Memory Alpha style database
either but a personal compendium that has to make sense on a certain higher in-universe level.
Q:
You're such a loser. Pretty much everyone else agrees that it's the greatest Trek movie ever.
A: I will leave that uncommented. Just so much: I am far from being the only once who criticizes
aspects of the new movie. In fact, hundreds of other fans have already contributed their own concerns, and the response to my recent articles has
been predominantly positive, although this FAQ may create a contrary impression.
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